shes_a_wee_lass: Jessica Knight screwed someone she wasn'

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shes_a_wee_lass) wrote,
@ 2009-04-03 18:00:00

Jessica Knight screwed someone she wasn't supposed to. (5th degree csc)

Ciel Hillyer had an open bottle AND that ubiqitous domestic assault charge.

Elizabeth Hawes killed her brother. (2nd degree homicide, intentional)

Katherine Humphrey is a lady of the evening (prostitution/accepting an offer)

Jane Smith (I can't remember her real name) is our careless driver.

Tricia Hutton assaulted someone in the 2nd degree with a gun

Tessandra Johnson totally kidnapped someone and assaulted them with a weapon. She's got dem craaaazy eyes.

Kristina Johnson did not have proof of insurance.

I can't wait for the dudes!

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	posir 2009-04-03 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	hahaha. these are pretty great. I'm so not okay with girls who get arrested for prostitution having their shit plastered all over the web. But the rest of it is hilarious. Tessandra looks like she needs a nap and maybe a tranquilizer. ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shes_a_wee_lass 2009-04-03 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Lots of counties have booking photos of everyone currently in custody. It cuts down on the amount of calls the jails get inquiring to the whereabouts of babydaddies. The hot chick getting charged with csc is totally rad. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	posir 2009-04-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I bet she had sex with her kid's 14-year old babysitter. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	i_gouge 2009-04-04 01:44 am UTC (link)
	That's so weird! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	433 2009-04-03 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Kristina and Jessica look almost happy to be there. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shes_a_wee_lass 2009-04-05 02:02 am UTC (link)
	it's three squares and day and all the gay sex you can handle...who wouldn't be glad?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	zombinate 2009-04-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I gotta be honest, I assumed they were all prostitutes, and this was somehow a trick question (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shes_a_wee_lass 2009-04-04 10:58 am UTC (link)
	alaska has ruined your mind! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	posir 2009-04-04 08:00 am UTC (link)
	What exactly's going on with poor Ciel's ears? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shes_a_wee_lass 2009-04-05 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Generations of inbreeding. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gunlaser 2009-04-04 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'd just like to say, that despite the fact I didn't play the game, it was a great idea and you should totally do it again. Next time I'll totally participate. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shes_a_wee_lass 2009-04-05 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Maybe Monday or Tuesday. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	point40bac 2009-04-04 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry Jessica didn't teach me how to be a man. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shes_a_wee_lass 2009-04-05 02:01 am UTC (link)
	I bet she could still teach you a thing or two. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	point40bac 2009-04-05 05:34 am UTC (link)
	About seducing teenage boys? I've got that down already. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	inclementine 2009-04-06 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	I want to know what the rest of Katherine Humphrey's t-shirt says. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shes_a_wee_lass 2009-04-06 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	...and get me a sandwich. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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