If you're sad and like beer, I'm your lady. ([info]shes_a_wee_lass) wrote,
@ 2009-03-27 05:29:00
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Just wanna do something special for all the lady inmates in the world.
Because I love all of you so much, I have scoured the internet for some jail booking photos. Everyone loves to look at creepy people. Since I have a lot of time on my hands with working the night shift and all, I present the following game: Match the Scrot(um) to the Offense!

Under the cut you'll find booking photos from an unknown county or counties in Minnesota. The person's actual name is the title of the photo, and I've listed all the offenses below the photos. There's an equal number of offenses to scrots. Please comment with the scrot's name and the offense you think they committed.

Example: Guy who looks exactly like Ted Nugent= parole violation

Here's Ted:
I'll post the correct results in a week. Tell your friends!



Jessica Knight


Ciel Hillyer


Elizabeth Hawes


Katherine Humphrey


Jane Smith (I can't remember her real name)


Tricia Hutton


Tessandra Johnson


Kristina Johnson


Offenses/charges:

prostitution/accepting an offer

domestic assault and driving with an open bottle

2nd degree homicide, intentional

kidnapping and assault with a dangerous weapon

2nd degree assault with a gun

no proof of insurance

careless driving

5th degree csc with a minor (criminal sexual conduct)


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[info]433
2009-03-27 01:43 pm UTC (link)
I thought they were all arrested for BEING TOO DAMN SEXY!

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[info]shes_a_wee_lass
2009-03-27 02:27 pm UTC (link)
play the game, dammit!

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[info]melody_rossiter
2009-03-27 06:09 pm UTC (link)
prostitution/accepting an offer (Jane Smith)

domestic assault and driving with an open bottle (Elizabeth Hawes)

2nd degree homicide, intentional (I'm gong to go with Tessie Johnson, here)

kidnapping and assault with a dangerous weapon (Ceil Hillyer)

2nd degree assault with a gun (Katherine Humphrey)

no proof of insurance (Jessica Knight)

careless driving (Kristina Johnson)

5th degree csc with a minor (criminal sexual conduct)(Tricia Hutton)

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[info]i_gouge
2009-03-28 02:28 am UTC (link)
prostitution/accepting an offer - Jane Smith

domestic assault and driving with an open bottle - Tricia Hutton

2nd degree homicide, intentional - Tessandra Johnson

kidnapping and assault with a dangerous weapon - Kristina Johnson

2nd degree assault with a gun - Ciel Hillyer

no proof of insurance - Elizabeth Hawes

careless driving - Jessica Knight

5th degree csc with a minor (criminal sexual conduct) - Katherine Humphrey

I should probably get one of those women's prison pen pals.

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[info]shes_a_wee_lass
2009-03-28 12:38 pm UTC (link)
Conjugal visits!

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[info]iradtke.myopenid.com
2009-04-03 10:26 pm UTC (link)
prostitution/accepting an offer - Jane Smith

domestic assault and driving with an open bottle - Elizabeth Hawes

2nd degree homicide, intentional - Tricia Hutton

kidnapping and assault with a dangerous weapon - Ciel Hillyer

2nd degree assault with a gun - Tessandra Johnson

no proof of insurance - Katherine Humphrey

careless driving - Jessica Knight

5th degree csc with a minor (criminal sexual conduct) - Kristina Johnson

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[info]iradtke.myopenid.com
2009-04-03 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Hah! So far we're 3 for 3 with Jane Smith as the prostitute... :)

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[info]shes_a_wee_lass
2009-04-03 10:59 pm UTC (link)
too bad there are only THREE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT POSSESSED BY FACEBOOK and therefor not totally lame.

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