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Since many of you have a stupid facebook account, there's something you should know: Peanut has her own facebook account TinyPeanutCat |
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| She has a serious case of ManFace! | |||
| 10:23am 23/06/2009 | |||
 MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Ancestry search - Black and white photographs |
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| The great fucking outdoors. | |||
| 07:33am 19/06/2009 | |||
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Hello Friends. Me and Lish are going camping in New Mexico in a couple days. I'm a camping virgin, and when it comes to packing, I'm at a loss for what I should take. We're going to camp out in Parque Venado in the Santa Fe National Forest near Cuba, New Mexico. So far, I have a sleeping bag, a giant hat, and a tent. I need bug repellent, a suitable backpack, a vessel for water, possibly a little stove, lots of rope to dry out laundry, and food for 4 days in the woods. I'm trying to pack as light as possible, since we need to schlep all this crap up hills and such. Does anyone have any camping tips? What other crap do I need to get? |
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| Paint your wagon | |||
| 07:45pm 08/06/2009 | |||
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So the other day, Lish and I painted her entryway at her new apartment. I wanted to attempt stripes, and I think it turned out wonderfully. It's amazing what you can do with a level, tape measure and a rickety chair. I'd cut this, but no one is on livejournal anymore, so maybe one person might bitch about it. I can deal with that. Step one: Dress like a homeless runaway.  Get some tape. Try not to be confused about how tape works, Little Lady.  Paint that shit.  Paint that shit again, only with a different color.  A large bosomed, yet butchie endorsement.  Lil' Mama is in awe.   Here's a photo of me not scrunching up mah face.  Good night, kids. I need to go save Anoka. |
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| Oh dear. | |||
| 11:40am 28/05/2009 | |||
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| 11:19am 27/05/2009 | |||
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I decided to post a fake profile on okcupid, just to see what would happen. I've been bombarded with instant messages from total douchebags. Here's my fucking amazing profile And here are some of the jerks who message me: Jerk 1 Some guy advises: "wow, you sound pretty intimidating. smart, goodlooking, hard worker, high sttandards. shit, i feel like i'm crossing the line just talking to you". You can be a total asshole to people, and they will continue talking to you because you look totally easy. This guy wants to give me a massage One guy was like "I LOVE TO DANCE." And his interests are as follows: DANCIN , DANCIN , DANCIN wit Ray-gaytoneras!!!!!!!! Reading and Writing poetry!!!! TAKING LONG WALKS AROUND THE LAKES IN THE MOONLIGHT!!! Going back to old places I USED TO LIVE aka RESIDE AT!!! "Fading" people's hair ("That means cutting hair" for those that dont know). I love to cook all kinds of foods , especially kat fish , chicken , apple pie (from scratch) , lasania (from scratch) , Chicken & Dumplings , (that how we used to do it in Marrietta , GA. Shout out to Marrietta and Smerna , GA) , So if you wanna see me in cookin , well see me then!!! I will shoot ya down like Emerill did Martha Stewart!!! |
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| Free time! | |||
| 10:05pm 12/05/2009 | |||
The Lish scrapbook is happening almost effortlessly. |
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| Mothra's Day | |||
| 09:22am 10/05/2009 | |||
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If it could be guaranteed that I would have a kid as awesome as Cloe, I'd start cranking 'em out. Happy Mothers' Day to awesome moms, moms not living, and awesome people with shitty moms.  |
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| Is this thing on? | |||
| 09:04am 28/04/2009 | |||
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Every time I get a perfect score on a psych test, I get a Girl Boner. It's time to prepare for finals. Althought I don't have a heavy class load, I still want to do some extra credit for psych despite my grade being 96% right now, just in case I majorly fuck up the final. Retard math prepartation is going well, despite the supreme amount of embarassment that comes from not knowing your multiplication tables at 27 years old. But I'll be damned if I never had to know that shit in real life! Suck it, fourth through eight grade! I miss people actually updating their livejournals. I'm on facebook (even though it will be the downfall of our civilization) but it's just not the same. Lots of my coworkers have infiltrated it, so there is a serious lack of dick jokes and nudie pictures. Please come back and I'll tell you my deepest darkest secrets. |
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| Saturday, Sunday, Springsteen Day | |||
| 03:45pm 26/04/2009 | |||
Although Betty White is the hottest Golden Girl, Bea Arthur was definitely the most funny. I could settle down with a lady like Bea. She's probably in heaven parting with my grandma and Estelle Getty. In other news, I reconnected with a fellow former Cheapo employee who didn't send me frosting death threats. He's tall, smart and generally pretty awesome. Hopefully we don't want to have sex with each other so I can have a guy friend for once. I also managed to stay awake from 5 pm on Friday night until 3:30 am today. Holy fuck, y'all. Now I need to listen to records and get some more sleep. Blewhtph. |
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| Hello Doctor! | |||
| 07:19am 19/04/2009 | |||
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I'm so excited about the Eleventh Doctor Who! Tom Baker was my overall favorite Doctor. David Tennant is pretty hot, but he's no Tom fucking Baker, that's for sure. My favorite "new" Doctor is Christopher Eccleston since he's actually funny AND super-weird. But getting back to what I was originally musing about. Ah, this guy.  This guy could read the fucking phone book while looking into a camera and I'd buy the dvd. He could shit on a cracker and I'd watch it. The only way to possibly make him more attractive would be to surround him with fluffy bunnies and lesbians eating steaks in a bed of kittens. On the Enterprise. Celebrating going back in time and killing George Lucas so he could never make Star Wars. |
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| Public Service Announcement | |||
| 04:25pm 10/04/2009 | |||
| This is the last month you could ever impregnate me. But don't let that stop you from tryin'. Aw yeah. | |||
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| Man Time | |||
| 07:05pm 06/04/2009 | |||
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You know the drill. Here are your male inmates of 2009. Match the creep to the offense. ( Oh dear god ) |
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| 06:00pm 03/04/2009 | |||
| ( For the three worthwhile people on my friends list ) | |||
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| Just wanna do something special for all the lady inmates in the world. | |||
| 05:29am 27/03/2009 | |||
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Because I love all of you so much, I have scoured the internet for some jail booking photos. Everyone loves to look at creepy people. Since I have a lot of time on my hands with working the night shift and all, I present the following game: Match the Scrot(um) to the Offense! Under the cut you'll find booking photos from an unknown county or counties in Minnesota. The person's actual name is the title of the photo, and I've listed all the offenses below the photos. There's an equal number of offenses to scrots. Please comment with the scrot's name and the offense you think they committed. Example: Guy who looks exactly like Ted Nugent= parole violation Here's Ted:  I'll post the correct results in a week. Tell your friends! ( Let us begin with the ladies! ) |
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| 12:12am 26/03/2009 | |||
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Poll #1372190 Obituary Photo Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All Provided you kick the bucket when you're older, which photo do you want in the obituary notice?
View Answers Current wrinkly photo of your old mug Photo of you when you were hot and young And here are a few photos. I won't cut it since NO ONE USES LIVEJOURNAL ANYMORE and you should be glad to see an update that isn't one sentence long. Mystery Science Peanut 3000!  I got new sheets. For years I've been looking for sheets that complement my Gay Orange comforter. I've pretty much been lying in bed for the past ten days watching dvds, reading and petting the cat.  Peanut taking a break from watching MST3K.  This is my cousin Jake. He gives me the Baby Fever.   Ah, fer cute!  Fin!  |
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Posting a journal update is so much better when you're pantsless. I missed the hell out of my computer, but being forced to study and take tests in the library at fake college made me feel like I was really putting forth effort. Now I'm off to bury my face in the big, squishy boobies of the internet. Blebrbebrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrl ah! |
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| ...and they all drank lemonade. | |||
| 09:09am 12/03/2009 | |||
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Psych grade thusfar: 96.61% Has my temperature even been this high? I can't believe how happy this makes me. I might just shit my pants. Hey, only 24 more hours of working until I have 14 days off. Then, the majority of my life will be experienced from my bed, food will be consumed mostly out of bowls and I shall forego water for beer. Pancakes shall flow like wine and kittens shall be petted thusly. Farts will invigorate. Comfy pants are the only pants! Bras are the enemy! I have been awake too long! Good niiiiiight! |
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| don't make any life-altering decisions on payday. | |||
| 09:21am 06/03/2009 | |||
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I haven't decided if I'm going to color in my squid tattoo. Maybe I'll let it be an outline a little longer. I've got The Tattoo Fever though. I need something, and I'm contemplating something on my stomach that would look neat even when I'm bloated. Right now I'm in love with Kozyndan's Bunnyfish.  Uhn, get on me Bunnyfish! I definitely need to get a tattoo of my cat. I thought her cute little head surrounded by laurel leaves (ala-Cadillac emblem) would be neat. Still, I remain undecided and very poor. Well, I have a significant amount of money saved but I have to buy a shit-ton of tools in September, so I'm trying to be frivolous and maybe even save too much before then. My grade in psych is at a 95.5%. Go me. And now, off to sleepytown. Tom Baker is narrating my thoughts again. |
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| Change your uterus, change your life. | |||
| 07:31am 26/02/2009 | |||
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For quite a long time I've wanted to make sure I never have babies. Hormone-based birth control is a terrible idea. Who wants to trick their body into thinking it is pregnant for years at a time? Gross. When I was on the pill I'd sometimes forget to take it and as I've become older, had mood swings if I'm taking it. I was on the patch and didn't feel crazy, but my skin sheds like hell and around day five it was practically hanging off. Not to mention that seven days of fuzz around a little brown square on your ass is kind of not at all attractive. I tried a pill that was the same hormone mix as the patch but became severely depressed and didn't really want to even look at another human being, much less fuck them, so I've concluded that me and pregnancy hormones are like the Middle East. So, I think I've whittled down my options and actually made a decision. I was going to get my tubes tied but there's a new procedure called Essure. It's definitely not reversible whatsoever. They jam coils in your fallopian tubes, scar tissue grows around it and blocks your baby-makin' eggs from makin' babies. There are no incisions or anesthesia used (your doctor does a block in your lady bits) and you're back to fucking in a day or so. My doc agreed to perform the procedure and I have a consultation tomorrow. Although the "Are you sure? I mean are you REALLY sure little lady that you don't need to have a baby? What if your irrational, hormone-driven tiny female brain regrets your decision? What if you meet Prince Charming?" questions are a bit annoying. I love the brochure though. It's filled with foxy graying ladies and really unattractive couples. |
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