05:11am 08/11/2009
  I think I'm drunk/apathetic enough to clean out one of my storage units. I have 42 B-52s songs, more beer and I have applied lip glass.

Past, here I come!		  
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She Might Be Jacquie   
03:53pm 02/11/2009
  Goddamn. The last time They Might Be Giants came to town I was going to attend, but my cousin moved her wedding up a week at the last minute. I had already agreed to take all the photos, so I had to forgo the concert.

Now my tattoo appointment is the goddamn day before the show. Sadly, I cannnot afford a 20 dollar concert ticket and all the overpriced beer it would take for me to enjoy myself in a venue packed with people.

Maybe I'm just too old for this shit.

 
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03:48pm 29/10/2009
  My new phone number spells FUCK TUG.

I think I win!		  
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04:05pm 07/10/2009
  Tomorrow I have my second final. Yes, the sixth or seventh week of school and I have a final. I got a B on my General Auto final, so that's swell. Let's hope I pass Electrical Systems. If I don't, I can't take any more classes until next year, as this is requisite for any future automotive classes.

So, if you're so inclined, send me some good vibes tomorrow. I will fucking need them. Pictures of hair soon, I promise.		  
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07:25pm 14/09/2009
  This is a reminder to myself (since no one reads lj anymore) that I find electrical systems ENTHRALLING.


Remember this in two weeks.		  
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12:21pm 15/08/2009
  School starts in a week or so, and I'm cleaning my closets, storage units (I have 3) and generally trying to get shit organized so my apartment is a little more low maintenance.

I found a bunch of old love letters. Remember when people would write things on paper? With a pen? Man, I don't know weather to transcribe them before I throw them out or just toss them.

Things discussed in my favorite one: Sporty Spice, Kate Moss, curry, being too stoned to drive, Jeremy.

Damn, it's back to the organizing. Beer me! It's five o'clock somewhere.		  
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Cheetos + Fat Tire =bliss   
03:07pm 15/07/2009
  I'm gonna take you back. Way back. To middle school. 1994 was the year of Weezer. I always had a crush on the rythim guitarist, Brian Bell, who looks suspiciously like the dude I was engaged to.

So Brian Bell has a new band, The Relationship and they sort of sound like Graham Coxton and Elvis Costello's baby. I sort of love it.

So hey, Livejournal people. All four of you. I went on a road trip with my Best-ie, Lish. It was eye-opening. I think that if I was not in school right now, I'd be very depressed about the nature of my job. If I last another five years, I will probably shit myself. It's just so dismal as of late. Everyone stopped giving a shit, and in turn, I have too. Conversely, I would totally get "Alicia": tattooed on my ass. You think I'm fucking with you. I assure you, I am not. It's gonna happen eventually.

We drove to Cuba, New Mexico to go to the Rainbow Gathering. I was a camping virgin, but I think I did okay. We were 9000 feet in elevation. The drive was beautiful. We didn't kill each other. Here are some photos. I need to smoke more pot and fuck more dudes who play the banjo.

I had an awesome time, and next year, when we go, I promise to dislodge the stick in my anus.





I was stoned, and this was amazing.





Lish and Tree. Ah, fer cute!


Oh, Pete!


Muddy and amazing




This is how you backpack, Bitches!










There's one in every crowd.





There are more photos HERE

Thank you, and good night.		  
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08:46am 26/06/2009
  Since many of you have a stupid facebook account, there's something you should know:


Peanut has her own facebook account


TinyPeanutCat		  
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She has a serious case of ManFace!   
10:23am 23/06/2009
 

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Ancestry search - Black and white photographs

  
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The great fucking outdoors.   
07:33am 19/06/2009
  Hello Friends.

Me and Lish are going camping in New Mexico in a couple days. I'm a camping virgin, and when it comes to packing, I'm at a loss for what I should take.

We're going to camp out in Parque Venado in the Santa Fe National Forest near Cuba, New Mexico. So far, I have a sleeping bag, a giant hat, and a tent. I need bug repellent, a suitable backpack, a vessel for water, possibly a little stove, lots of rope to dry out laundry, and food for 4 days in the woods.

I'm trying to pack as light as possible, since we need to schlep all this crap up hills and such.

Does anyone have any camping tips? What other crap do I need to get?		  
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Paint your wagon   
07:45pm 08/06/2009
  So the other day, Lish and I painted her entryway at her new apartment. I wanted to attempt stripes, and I think it turned out wonderfully. It's amazing what you can do with a level, tape measure and a rickety chair.

I'd cut this, but no one is on livejournal anymore, so maybe one person might bitch about it. I can deal with that.

Step one: Dress like a homeless runaway.



Get some tape. Try not to be confused about how tape works, Little Lady.



Paint that shit.



Paint that shit again, only with a different color.



A large bosomed, yet butchie endorsement.



Lil' Mama is in awe.





Here's a photo of me not scrunching up mah face.



Good night, kids. I need to go save Anoka.		  
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Oh dear.   
11:40am 28/05/2009
  [11:08:11 am]cnn2008:hey friend

[11:09:24 am]anesthesize:hey, how are you?

[11:09:44 am]cnn2008:im good and u?

[11:09:50 am]anesthesize:wonderful

[11:09:56 am]cnn2008:nice

[11:09:58 am]anesthesize:it's a beautiful day

[11:10:01 am]cnn2008:how is school?

[11:10:06 am]cnn2008:it is

[11:10:46 am]anesthesize:school is mentally stimulaing

[11:10:52 am]cnn2008:o ok

[11:16:46 am]cnn2008:so ur looking for guys and girls or just girls

[11:16:59 am]anesthesize:i'd love to find a girl

[11:17:11 am]cnn2008:really

[11:17:24 am]cnn2008:would u mind if she was black

[11:18:20 am]anesthesize:i'm attracted to people's personality, so it doesn't matter what their ethnicity is

[11:18:35 am]cnn2008:o ok

[11:18:38 am]cnn2008:coo

[11:19:00 am]cnn2008:well i will tell her about u

[11:19:07 am]cnn2008:and have u choose

[11:19:11 am]anesthesize:is is your girlfriend?

[11:19:25 am]cnn2008:no

[11:19:37 am]cnn2008:but she is bi

[11:19:50 am]anesthesize:who is she to you? sister? best friend?

[11:20:05 am]cnn2008:she is just a fried

[11:20:09 am]cnn2008:friend

[11:20:20 am]cnn2008:she is more into hip hop tho

[11:20:32 am]cnn2008:she has a coke bottle shape

[11:20:37 am]anesthesize:that's cool. i can call her Lil Mama

[11:21:04 am]cnn2008:her name is tanisha

[11:22:12 am]anesthesize:yeah? tell me more!

[11:22:31 am]cnn2008:she is frm chicago

[11:22:41 am]cnn2008:we went to college together

[11:22:52 am]cnn2008:she loves to dance

[11:23:00 am]anesthesize:i love to dance too!

[11:23:02 am]cnn2008:she likes girly women

[11:23:27 am]cnn2008:she likes big booty women who r still small

[11:23:34 am]cnn2008:not fat

[11:23:44 am]cnn2008:she loves animals

[11:23:57 am]cnn2008:shes athletic

[11:24:05 am]cnn2008:Loves God

[11:24:06 am]anesthesize:my butt is small-ish :(

[11:24:24 am]cnn2008:o it is

[11:25:08 am]anesthesize:but i could gain some weight

[11:25:14 am]cnn2008:ok

[11:25:31 am]cnn2008:she is a bartender

[11:25:51 am]cnn2008:and a former go go dancer		  
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11:19am 27/05/2009
  I decided to post a fake profile on okcupid, just to see what would happen. I've been bombarded with instant messages from total douchebags.

Here's my fucking amazing profile

And here are some of the jerks who message me:

Jerk 1

Some guy advises: "wow, you sound pretty intimidating. smart, goodlooking, hard worker, high sttandards. shit, i feel like i'm crossing the line just talking to you".

You can be a total asshole to people, and they will continue talking to you because you look totally easy.

This guy wants to give me a massage

One guy was like "I LOVE TO DANCE." And his interests are as follows:

DANCIN , DANCIN , DANCIN wit Ray-gaytoneras!!!!!!!! Reading and Writing poetry!!!! TAKING LONG WALKS AROUND THE LAKES IN THE MOONLIGHT!!! Going back to old places I USED TO LIVE aka RESIDE AT!!! "Fading" people's hair ("That means cutting hair" for those that dont know). I love to cook all kinds of foods , especially kat fish , chicken , apple pie (from scratch) , lasania (from scratch) , Chicken & Dumplings , (that how we used to do it in Marrietta , GA. Shout out to Marrietta and Smerna , GA) , So if you wanna see me in cookin , well see me then!!! I will shoot ya down like Emerill did Martha Stewart!!!		  
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Free time!   
10:05pm 12/05/2009
  The Lish scrapbook is happening almost effortlessly.

  
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Mothra's Day   
09:22am 10/05/2009
  If it could be guaranteed that I would have a kid as awesome as Cloe, I'd start cranking 'em out.

Happy Mothers' Day to awesome moms, moms not living, and awesome people with shitty moms.

 
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Is this thing on?   
09:04am 28/04/2009
  Every time I get a perfect score on a psych test, I get a Girl Boner.

It's time to prepare for finals. Althought I don't have a heavy class load, I still want to do some extra credit for psych despite my grade being 96% right now, just in case I majorly fuck up the final.

Retard math prepartation is going well, despite the supreme amount of embarassment that comes from not knowing your multiplication tables at 27 years old. But I'll be damned if I never had to know that shit in real life! Suck it, fourth through eight grade!

I miss people actually updating their livejournals. I'm on facebook (even though it will be the downfall of our civilization) but it's just not the same. Lots of my coworkers have infiltrated it, so there is a serious lack of dick jokes and nudie pictures.

Please come back and I'll tell you my deepest darkest secrets.		  
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Saturday, Sunday, Springsteen Day   
03:45pm 26/04/2009
  Although Betty White is the hottest Golden Girl, Bea Arthur was definitely the most funny. I could settle down with a lady like Bea. She's probably in heaven parting with my grandma and Estelle Getty.



In other news, I reconnected with a fellow former Cheapo employee who didn't send me frosting death threats. He's tall, smart and generally pretty awesome. Hopefully we don't want to have sex with each other so I can have a guy friend for once.

I also managed to stay awake from 5 pm on Friday night until 3:30 am today. Holy fuck, y'all.

Now I need to listen to records and get some more sleep. Blewhtph.		  
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Hello Doctor!   
07:19am 19/04/2009
  I'm so excited about the Eleventh Doctor Who!

Tom Baker was my overall favorite Doctor. David Tennant is pretty hot, but he's no Tom fucking Baker, that's for sure. My favorite "new" Doctor is Christopher Eccleston since he's actually funny AND super-weird.

But getting back to what I was originally musing about. Ah, this guy.



This guy could read the fucking phone book while looking into a camera and I'd buy the dvd. He could shit on a cracker and I'd watch it. The only way to possibly make him more attractive would be to surround him with fluffy bunnies and lesbians eating steaks in a bed of kittens. On the Enterprise. Celebrating going back in time and killing George Lucas so he could never make Star Wars.		  
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Public Service Announcement   
04:25pm 10/04/2009
  This is the last month you could ever impregnate me. But don't let that stop you from tryin'. Aw yeah.  
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Man Time   
07:05pm 06/04/2009
  You know the drill. Here are your male inmates of 2009. Match the creep to the offense.

( Oh dear god )		  
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